Posts tagged ‘toastmasters international’

October 25, 2012

oh my god, I’M Sheldon!

22.02.2011 Tuesday

What did I learn from attending Toastmasters for four years?

  • that I either feel like the most boring, weird person in the world. Or I feel like I’m some kind of misunderstood genius and no one could possibly grasp what I have to tell them.
  • that the point of what you say, even if it’s the most beautifully constructed story or argument can be totally obliterated by the way you say it: i.e. if you’re inaudible, monotonous, don’t make eye-contact with them, make no reference to your audience, ignore your audience, talk over your audience’s heads, …
  • that even the people who make your eyes glaze over, the most boring-sounding geeks, the most self-obsessed spinsters, often have hidden interesting sides and fine brains. You’ll only find this out if you assiduously attend the bi-monthly meetings for at least two years. It takes this long to make you feel that you belong to the same race as your fellow toastmasters. NB. I met two of my best friends and my partner of 5 years at Toastmasters.
  • That I find it almost impossible to listen to feedback, that I don’t trust it and find most of it useless. It’s also that I don’t believe I’ve got anything to learn from these people.
  • I still don’t understand the point of the speech where you’re supposed to practice body language. And vocal variety.
  • that I sound like Natalie Portman in Black Swan.
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October 16, 2012

don’t pick me, don’t pick me

Tuesday 13.03.12

Table topics this evening is enough to put anyone off Toastmasters. One person has to personify a plant and the other has to personify an animal, then together they have to find what the symbiotic relationship between them is. I am scribbling this in the hope that this will signal that I don’t want to be called. Fuck, my name tag is in front of me, so I can’t hide behind anonymity. This guy doesn’t look like he’s sensitive to body language.